Epiphany

This may be on of the strangest epiphanies yet.
I woke up this morning, or should I say barely woke up and I was tired. My body was aching all over, I was still tired, I wanted to go back to sleep but I had thing to do. I spent about a half hour waking up. When I finally started crutching out of my room I realized how sore my palms were. I see my roommate Steve and say to "You know, it's days like today when I realize why people die. Why our bodies grow old and we deteriorate." I felt like I may never recover from any day until that day when I run out of umph. Steve repiled "Wow that's a horrible epiphany." That is when it hit me. I am so tired that I didn't realize an epiphany even when I had one. I already lack the juice to power the light bulb!